1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 https://slama.dev/comeback/ 2 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:02,750 Damn. 3 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:03,420 What? 4 00:00:04,490 --> 00:00:05,570 Isn't it a bit early? 5 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:08,330 You should prepare for vacation continuously. 6 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:12,850 Last year you started preparing in April and we still had to go back to Vienna for our passports. 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,960 I shouldn't have trusted Ozzak that he put the fanny pack in the car. 8 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,360 You should have trusted me that we don't need passports for Croatia. 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,640 Look, better safe than sorry. 10 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,960 What's certain is that it's going to be awful there again. 11 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:29,450 I'm not saying Skrbcic is some Riviera, but you know we have to avoid bigger tourist spots because of Ozzak. 12 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:33,010 So every year we're stuck in a hole that doesn't even have a shop. 13 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:34,650 But no police station either. 14 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:37,830 Dad, please, let's go somewhere else this year. 15 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:39,750 And what would you tell Mrs. Vinka? 16 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,250 You know how much she likes us. 17 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:45,250 So she always gives us the worst room and charges 10 kuna for a cot. 18 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:52,150 The mattress is glued together, so we'll save on the cot. 19 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:54,950 I'll call her tomorrow to say we're coming. 20 00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:59,550 Yeah, and with those 10 kuna we could buy an ice cream at the disco. 21 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:00,810 Yay! 22 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:03,560 Ivuska? 23 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:04,490 Yeah? 24 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,850 Can you help me with this mattress? 25 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:09,550 You can't lift it. 26 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:12,350 It somehow got stuck to the table. 27 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,520 Jesus, this is going to be a drag. 28 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,740 All you do is complain. 29 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,300 Two weeks of my life in the biggest dump in the world. 30 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,260 But Mr. Ozzak said there's a disco there. 31 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:56,250 Three kilometers away there's a gas station that plays the radio. 32 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,060 The Yugoslavs go there to dance and call it a diskoteka. 33 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:00,140 Oh, I'd love to go there. 34 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,580 A disco where you can't smoke, that must be great. 35 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,550 Plus Dad's always on my back. 36 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:09,380 If Ozzak weren't there, I wouldn't even put on a two-piece swimsuit. 37 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:11,250 Ivo, you have a two-piece swimsuit? 38 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:13,480 Yeah, but Dad doesn't know. 39 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,650 And Mr. Ozzak helps you put it on? 40 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:16,530 You dummy. 41 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:20,150 So where can you wear it if you're always with your dad? 42 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,100 Well, that's what I'm saying. 43 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,940 Because Ozzak comes with us, causes trouble, Dad has to deal with it, and has no time for me. 44 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:26,400 At least I get to tan my belly. 45 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:28,260 Mom? 46 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,750 It's Tuesday, today Sasa eats. 47 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,320 Super. 48 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:34,650 I'm eating. 49 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,150 So what's up, holiday? 50 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,310 Going, going? 51 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,310 Like every year. 52 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:40,310 Super. 53 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:42,590 Mine's coming up too. 54 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,770 I'll close up shop here and off to the Two Ficuses. 55 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:46,210 What ficuses? 56 00:02:46,210 --> 00:02:48,010 The Two Ficuses, that's my guesthouse. 57 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:51,250 Three bedrooms, color TV, fridge, and a bathroom. 58 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:52,170 Swanky. 59 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,850 It must be lovely there. 60 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,400 Wait, you've never been there? 61 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,160 No, Mom doesn't take us on vacation. 62 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,620 She says a vacation with kids isn't a vacation. 63 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,140 Sasa, how can you say that? 64 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:04,860 We have been. 65 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:05,380 Yeah. 66 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:06,890 We took a bus. 67 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:09,690 The 363 to the last stop. 68 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,990 Well see, that was more of a trip. 69 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:13,870 No, we slept there. 70 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:18,450 At the bus stop, because the next bus back wasn't until morning. 71 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,980 If you're somewhere overnight, it's a vacation. 72 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:21,160 Yeah. 73 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,720 Sis, don't be stupid. 74 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,280 Now we'll be home all alone. 75 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,220 We can come home whenever we want, do whatever we want, and nobody will look after us. 76 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,050 Lexa, that's already how it is. 77 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:32,990 Damn. 78 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:35,810 Good old disco. 79 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,010 Hey, Uncle. 80 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:39,830 Ivuska! 81 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,050 The mattress is glued to the table. 82 00:03:44,450 --> 00:03:46,550 That means we're going again. Watch out. 83 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,350 Let's drink to that. 84 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:49,470 This summer you can drink? 85 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:50,550 No, today I'm eating. 86 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,910 I'll have two anyway, to get ready for that shark. 87 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:55,850 This year I'll catch it, I can feel it in my bones. 88 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,930 Uncle, how many times do I have to tell you there are no sharks in Croatia? 89 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:02,150 Every year the papers write that a shark ate someone there. 90 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:03,510 Usually teachers. 91 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:07,130 The papers just make that up because it's summer and nothing's happening. 92 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:07,530 Stuff happens. 93 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:08,990 People pickle cucumbers. 94 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,330 Wait, wait, it sounds like you're saying the papers lie. 95 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:13,310 They sure do. 96 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:13,850 Baloney. 97 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:14,550 Exactly. 98 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:16,550 Mushrooms get pickled in summer too. 99 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:22,850 Yeah, I'm on tap. 100 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:25,130 It'll be tough without him. 101 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:28,650 But a bottled beer with your brother on the beach has something to it too. 102 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:31,360 Too bad you keep going to check if gas prices dropped. 103 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,340 We could spend more time together. 104 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,400 Jesus, at least leave me the gas station, since I'm not allowed anywhere else. 105 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,720 Dad worries about you, it's not easy taking care of a family in a foreign country. 106 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,200 He stuffs the car with beer because of us. 107 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,100 Because of you, you mean. 108 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,860 And for you he learned Yugoslavian. 109 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:47,020 "Alcoholic, lunatic, I don't know him, and I'm not paying" - he learned those for you. 110 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:50,520 Well wait, he crammed a few words for you too. 111 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:51,750 Which ones? 112 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:55,250 "She won't go, she can't, she doesn't dance." 113 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:04,760 Welcome! 114 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,280 Welcome! 115 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,080 Cheers! 116 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:07,740 Cheers! 117 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:14,750 I think that went pretty well. 118 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:17,970 I think it would have gone better if you'd let me help. 119 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:21,290 You know how nervous I get when someone listens to me speaking Croatian on the phone. 120 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:24,410 Imagine how nervous the people you're calling must be. 121 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:26,920 Why do you think? 122 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,350 Because you confuse "goodbye" and "welcome," for example. 123 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:32,880 You were listening. 124 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:34,450 You were screaming like in the forest. 125 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,750 Then plug your ears. 126 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:43,450 Then I wouldn't have heard you booking a stay at the bus station instead of Srpen. 127 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:47,850 Really? 128 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:50,140 Kolovost is not kolodvor. 129 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:54,550 I must have read it wrong somehow. 130 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:56,750 I guess I should call again, right? 131 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:58,650 Do you want me to call? 132 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,600 Mrs. Vinka is used to my voice. 133 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:28,070 Bye, Sasa. 134 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:29,880 Bye. 135 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:30,300 Bye. 136 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:34,150 Hey, don't you think she's acting kind of strange? 137 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:38,850 She's eating normally. 138 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:40,610 That's not the point, it's her turn. 139 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:42,750 But she's looking at us weird. 140 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,180 It gives me the chills. 141 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,050 And that book she gave me. 142 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:54,050 The title clearly says sci-fi, but I'm on page 20 and there are no robots anywhere. 143 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,320 Unless the robot is that woman. 144 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:57,920 She sure doesn't act like a human. 145 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,670 It's obvious. 146 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,350 She wants to go on vacation with you. 147 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:03,300 You think so? 148 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:08,250 I was hoping after the 363 incident they'd give up on family vacations. 149 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,520 Jesus, just take them. 150 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:14,450 It's nice when a family is on vacation together. 151 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:16,980 What is it? 152 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:18,750 You're not a robot, are you? 153 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:20,630 Simona, don't be silly. 154 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,770 A vacation like that can be a wonderful thing. 155 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:24,610 You just have to know how to organize it. 156 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:24,970 See? 157 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,750 I've got everything written down here. 158 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:30,090 So after today's meeting, everyone will know what to do. 159 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:30,490 Here. 160 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,770 Ivo, check the shopping list. 161 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:35,150 Ozzak, take a bath. 162 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:36,670 Ivo, pack the suitcases. 163 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:38,350 Me, wash the car. 164 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,950 Plan, assign tasks, check. 165 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:41,730 Ouch! 166 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:42,890 What are you doing? 167 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:43,990 You were talking like a robot. 168 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,970 Why are you stabbing yourself with a fork? 169 00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:47,250 Robots don't feel pain. 170 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:50,750 Simona, you're a total nutcase. 171 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:53,150 Sorry, I'm a bit wound up. 172 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:54,750 I need a vacation. 173 00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,650 Jesus, don't squeeze. 174 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,320 Go. 175 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,050 Just look at me. 176 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:09,330 A complete bundle of nerves. 177 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:11,650 Am I in any shape to survive a family vacation? 178 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:12,890 No. 179 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,150 I'll go to the Two Ficuses alone. 180 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,770 Well, suit yourself. 181 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:18,810 Can't wait to be there. 182 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:24,150 Peace, relaxation, food, excellent Italian cuisine delivered right to your door. 183 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:25,950 And in the evening, outside the window, the cries... 184 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:27,850 ...of cormorants. 185 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:29,820 Cormorants? 186 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:32,250 But where is it actually? 187 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:34,050 Why? 188 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:35,950 Just curious. 189 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,350 Oh, okay then. 190 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,150 So where is it? 191 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:42,050 Bozkov. 192 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,450 There are cormorants there? 193 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:46,850 Yeah, those pests are everywhere. 194 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:06,150 Damn, another puma escaped in the Bruntal region. 195 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:09,450 That's the third one this week. 196 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:19,750 Ivo, are we dragging the chess set along again? 197 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,450 I never even open it there. 198 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,750 If it rains, it'll come in handy. 199 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:25,550 It won't rain. 200 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,910 It's going to be a wonderful vacation. 201 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,950 If we learn from past mistakes. 202 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:32,890 So this year we're going somewhere else? 203 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:34,170 Would you stop. 204 00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:35,030 Is there a meeting? 205 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:35,430 Yeah. 206 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:36,150 Then I'm off. 207 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:37,390 Nowhere. 208 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,150 I have a list of tasks here. 209 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:40,470 Got it? 210 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,310 Wow, Ivuska, look how hard Daddy tries and cares. 211 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:46,430 Well, I'm off. 212 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:47,210 Sit down! 213 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,620 You've got the most on the list. 214 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,240 Jesus Christ, just get on with it! 215 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,560 Fine, I'll start with you. 216 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,340 Why me first? 217 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,640 I thought you were in a hurry. 218 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,820 I am, but I hate being first. 219 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:56,980 Start with someone else. 220 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,420 And then go by alphabetical order. 221 00:09:59,470 --> 00:09:59,830 Fine. 222 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:01,990 Frantisek. 223 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:02,930 I've been spotted! 224 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:06,260 Fine, I'll start with myself. 225 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:06,380 Okay. 226 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:12,050 Tomas, which is alphabetically after O, so let me skip him. 227 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:20,050 Tomas, on the highway, don't forget the minimum speed limit. 228 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:21,550 Right, Ivo. 229 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,650 Wait, that's all for you? 230 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:29,850 Well, apart from the fine for holding up a combine harvester, I've got nothing. 231 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:31,650 Of course. 232 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,650 Well, the one who writes it knows himself, right? 233 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,250 Right, Ivo. 234 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,870 Don't forget sweaters. 235 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:41,350 What if this year we didn't cross the Alps over the top for a change? 236 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:44,450 And pay for tunnels? 237 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,650 We're not millionaires. 238 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:48,450 Now you, bro. 239 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,650 First, don't laugh at Croatian. 240 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:53,380 Would you stop! 241 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:58,640 If you want to come with us, you have to get used to the fact that Srecko Piculin is a normal name there. 242 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,150 Enough! 243 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:08,370 It's always jokes, jokes, and then Lieutenant Piculin makes us sit at the border for six hours because of you two. 244 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,050 How because of us two? 245 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,130 You argued with him that you wouldn't pay duty. 246 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:15,150 And who had an unreasonable amount of alcohol? 247 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:17,430 What's unreasonable about three hundred bottles? 248 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,280 If you'd paid, we wouldn't have had to wait while Ozzak drank everything over the limit. 249 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,120 If you were wearing something more decent, Piculin wouldn't have given us a body search. 250 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:28,940 If you hadn't called him a fascist, he wouldn't have dismantled our car. 251 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:29,840 Enough! 252 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:36,850 Ivo in a sweater even across the border, Ozzak takes a maximum of four cases this year. 253 00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:37,550 Are you crazy? 254 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,120 That barely gets me through the trip. 255 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:42,840 I've spoken. 256 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,050 Then I'm not going. 257 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,050 Wait, Uncle, you can't. 258 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:46,630 Why not? 259 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,650 Because I need you. 260 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,120 You're always at the gas station anyway. 261 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,880 And what about medic duty? 262 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:53,780 Not going. 263 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,140 Don't push it, or I'll really leave you at home. 264 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:56,560 Fine by me. 265 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,040 Yeah? 266 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:57,480 Yeah. 267 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,360 Fine. 268 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,540 Fine then. 269 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:07,450 Did you see that? 270 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,850 So Ozzak is staying home? 271 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,650 At least we'll have more time for each other. 272 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:43,050 Let me into that store, I need to buy something. 273 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:43,780 Not yet. 274 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,850 They're still whitening your father's lunch meats. 275 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:48,250 He doesn't like them? 276 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,450 He does, actually. 277 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,650 Are you mad at him? 278 00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:53,950 How could I be? 279 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,700 He's taking me on an amazing vacation now. 280 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,050 Together all the time, just the two of us. 281 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,750 A family idyll. 282 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,450 Lucky you. 283 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,750 Don't you want to come with us? 284 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,230 We have to stay here with Lexa. 285 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:09,050 Why? 286 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:10,650 It's embarrassing. 287 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,050 Just tell me. 288 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,950 But Mom said I can't tell anyone. 289 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:21,950 Well then, nothing can be done about that. 290 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,550 I have to cook for the elves. 291 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:27,700 What? 292 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:32,350 Mom says she's in charge of the elves in the building, and when she's on vacation, I have to cook for them. 293 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,330 Do you really think elves come to your place to eat? 294 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:36,770 They don't come. 295 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,450 I put the food outside the door. 296 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:43,110 Jesus, it doesn't matter where, there are no elves. 297 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:43,770 I think so too. 298 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:44,850 Yeah, that's a relief. 299 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,940 Except the pot is always empty in the morning. 300 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,720 So someone in the building is eating it. 301 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,450 I think it's probably the building manager. 302 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:55,050 If you think so, then check, damn it. 303 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:55,820 I'd rather not. 304 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,390 Why not? 305 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,250 What if it turned out to be the elves after all? 306 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,920 Okay, so what do the elves eat? 307 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:06,050 Bolognese spaghetti with parmesan. 308 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,250 Let's give him some. 309 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,340 And what about Lexa? 310 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:14,580 Does he make their little beds? 311 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,150 No, he's in charge of chasing away bats. 312 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,450 I actually saw some outside our window. 313 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:26,450 And I'm not sure if they really feed on human blood. 314 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,550 And if they're really most afraid of cormorants. 315 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,680 I'm pretty good at this, right? 316 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,850 Was I imagining it, or did I hear a cormorant? 317 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,250 So how did the meeting go? 318 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,750 I'd rather go alone. 319 00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:13,260 So you're not a robot. 320 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,960 A family vacation is such a burden. 321 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,240 Come on, let's have a shot. 322 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,920 They don't appreciate what I do for them at all. 323 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,750 I take care of everything and what do I get. 324 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:25,630 Christ, what is that? 325 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:26,250 Oil. 326 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:30,220 Why do you have oil in there? 327 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:33,550 You stopped talking like a robot, but I wanted to be a hundred percent sure. 328 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,950 Sorry about that. 329 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,850 I've got some eggnog here, let's fix the taste. 330 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:42,940 But not a word to Ozzak, if he knew I drank this, he'd never let me hear the end of it. 331 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,060 Don't remind me of Ozzak. 332 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,140 But now I'll get a break from him. 333 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:46,900 What break? 334 00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:48,150 He's staying home. 335 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,120 What? 336 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,780 He doesn't feel like going. 337 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:51,700 How doesn't he? 338 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,720 You're just going to let him? 339 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,340 What can I do, he's an adult. 340 00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:58,550 Jesus, I don't know, order him to go. 341 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,430 What am I supposed to order him? 342 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,330 You all have to go, you're a family. 343 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:04,820 Simona? 344 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:05,180 Yeah? 345 00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,150 Now you're the one talking like a robot. 346 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:19,450 Let go, that's my father. 347 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:22,150 Excuse me, that's my father. 348 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,490 When he goes to the bathroom, I'll run to you. 349 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:28,750 Ivo, hurry up. 350 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,450 Otherwise the elves will go hungry. 351 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:35,150 Ivo, are you taking the harpoon? 352 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,150 No, Canasta. 353 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:38,410 Take it if you want. 354 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:38,930 Super. 355 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,550 So I don't need to get a flail. 356 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:46,050 I'll run to you when he goes to the bathroom. 357 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,950 Brushing up on my Croatian. 358 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,380 It's going to be a wonderful vacation. 359 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:01,750 I can feel it in my bones. 360 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,150 Marcelka translated this for me. 361 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:09,650 We're coming just the two of us, my brother, thank God, is not coming. 362 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,320 So we'll only need one room. 363 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:15,040 We're looking forward to a lovely vacation. 364 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,250 So I won't even have my own room. 365 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:19,250 We're not millionaires. 366 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,450 Look on the bright side. 367 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,050 We can chat every evening before bed. 368 00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:32,830 Right, it's five o'clock, Vinka is bathing the donkey, so I'll call tonight. 369 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:35,550 Oh, something else to cheer you up. 370 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,250 We're going dancing. 371 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:46,480 Marcelka said that on the day we arrive, Zoran is ceremonially opening a Senior Home in Skrbcic. 372 00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:49,250 That's great, thanks. 373 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,050 It'll be a blast. 374 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:55,450 You're sweet, but you know I'll have to go to the gas station. 375 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,330 Not your term paper. 376 00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:01,950 Ivuska, you'll have to find a different topic than tracking fuel prices on the Adriatic. 377 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,350 The disco is gone. 378 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,750 What do you mean gone? 379 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:05,850 It blew up. 380 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,530 They didn't follow the smoking ban. 381 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,950 And they're not opening anything else in its place? 382 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,050 They are. 383 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,950 The senior home. 384 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,450 I'm going to pack my suit. 385 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,210 Sasa? 386 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,350 Yes? 387 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:22,950 I'll be on vacation. 388 00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,650 Lucky you. 389 00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:29,950 I might need something else translated. 390 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,420 Don't touch my butt, you old pig. 391 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,840 Don't grab my butt, you filthy old man. 392 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,650 You speak Croatian? 393 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,340 Just that. 394 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,850 My darling used to complain differently every time. 395 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,150 We're looking forward to a lovely vacation. 396 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:54,350 We're looking forward to a lovely vacation. 397 00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:01,950 Sasa, take the dictionary too. 398 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,770 Forget about it. 399 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,990 The bats aren't coming this year. 400 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:15,610 Really? 401 00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,050 Too bad. 402 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,630 I'm a good cormorant. 403 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:22,550 Excellent. 404 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:24,620 Hey. 405 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,450 Whoa, what's this field trip? 406 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:31,330 Dad's calling Croatia and doesn't want us to make him nervous. 407 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,950 Ivo, you're terrible. 408 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:33,750 What? 409 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,330 You look a bit down. 410 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,170 The vacation is ruined. 411 00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,010 Some bum is going to hang around our apartment. 412 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,170 I'll be home too. 413 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:42,130 That's great, right? 414 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:44,550 Exactly. 415 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:52,650 That was supposed to mean... 416 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,400 Mean what? 417 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,200 This. 418 00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:01,350 Marcelka, tell everyone what you wrote on this paper for me in Croatian. 419 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,150 That you're coming as always, but just two of you. 420 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:06,550 What does it say now? 421 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,740 We're canceling the vacation, we're never coming again. 422 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,450 If you try to contact us, the donkey won't survive. 423 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,550 How could you? 424 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,810 Don't you know how weak Vinka's heart is? 425 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:26,050 If I hadn't noticed it was whited out, it could have killed her. 426 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:28,830 That donkey is her only companion. 427 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:29,690 But... 428 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,470 You had it all figured out, little girl. 429 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:36,850 And don't think I didn't find that letter supposedly from Vinka saying she has no room for us? 430 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,250 You even changed the handwriting so I wouldn't recognize it. 431 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:40,850 Sasa wrote that. 432 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,420 Nice one, Sasa. 433 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:47,260 But I had to write it, otherwise she wouldn't have brought me spaghetti from the store. 434 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,000 Nice one, Ivo. 435 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,850 Why are you praising them? 436 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,070 Ivo, you're a regular con artist. 437 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:56,650 You should write your paper on youth crime, not gasoline. 438 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,050 Jesus, what was I supposed to do? 439 00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,410 What do you mean? 440 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,950 If you don't want to take Ozzak, then I don't want to go either. 441 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:03,720 Ivuska. 442 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,750 It would be boring there without you, Uncle. 443 00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,940 Ozzak himself said he wouldn't go. 444 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:11,660 Because you didn't want to take me. 445 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,350 I didn't want to take the beer. 446 00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:15,260 No beer, no brother. 447 00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,040 And what about me? 448 00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,050 Fine, for 8 cases I'll go. 449 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:21,030 Dad. 450 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,270 Alright, fine. 451 00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:28,850 And I'm taking the harpoon and the trident. 452 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:29,990 Forget about that. 453 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,550 Piculin won't let us across the border with those. 454 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:39,050 It really is a weird name, isn't it? 455 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,150 Piculin. 456 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:44,950 What if he's there again. 457 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,150 I won't survive it. 458 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:49,350 Son, Piculin. 459 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:50,620 What's wrong with him? 460 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,300 Nothing, it's all too much for him. 461 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:54,740 Piculin. 462 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,060 Wait. 463 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,320 Just so there's no confusion. 464 00:21:58,340 --> 00:21:58,700 Are you going? 465 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,280 Yeah. 466 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:01,680 All of you. 467 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,560 Yeah. 468 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:03,840 Great. 469 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,950 Lexa, did you hear? 470 00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:07,350 What, Mom? 471 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,550 Bats. 472 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,900 Oh yeah. 473 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,350 Look, edelweiss. 474 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:31,050 So I'd jump out, pick it, take a little walk, and wait for you at the top? 475 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,000 Stop it! 476 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:40,250 What are we doing in the Alps today? 477 00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:41,910 Sorry. 478 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:46,850 Do you realize we can get fined for a thrown bottle? 479 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,050 So I'd jump out, pick it up, and wait for you at the top. 480 00:22:58,450 --> 00:22:59,820 You can't be serious. 481 00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:01,300 I want a moment of peace. 482 00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:03,050 I'll turn it off for you! 483 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,450 Don't rummage around in there! 484 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,680 So I'd just hop out. 485 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,480 Seriously, stop already! 486 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:18,250 Listen to the music, look around, it's so damn beautiful here! 487 00:23:24,940 --> 00:24:20,220 There's bolognese spaghetti here. 488 00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,590 Yeah, that's the one. 489 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,450 That damn combine harvester is following me. 490 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:53,390 Jesus, just let it pass. 491 00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:55,830 No, I'll outrun it. 492 00:24:57,150 --> 00:24:59,440 And we're back with the Czech broadcast on Radio Adriatic. 493 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,800 We have an important warning. 494 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:07,350 According to the coast guard, a shark has been spotted near the island of Krk by Czech tourists. 495 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,120 A shark, bro, step on it, step on it! 496 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,480 I'm trying. 497 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,250 He's passing us.